December 2008
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the obligatory end of the year post
Here it is… the sum up of 2008 and the things I hope 2009 will hold.  This year has flown by. Seriously, I still feel like it should be March. I was going to do a highlights list, until I realized that would take me so long to do, and no one really cares anyway. I might still do this, just because it’s something I kind of want to put together for myself, but tomorrow or something. ...
Dec 31st
I woke up this morning, and I finally feel like an almost normal person again. This is the longest (2 weeks) I can remember being sick in a while. I’m still not sure it’s an incredibly smart idea for me to go out and (obviously) drink tonight, but that’s probably what I’ll do. Ben did offer to stay at home with me and order take out and play Wii and watch the Twilight Zone...
Dec 31st
STREP VAGINA! →
Funny, I was just discussing the possibility of strep dick with someone last night.
Dec 31st
things i need to do by wednesday:
figure out how to make the swelling go down in my face, and get rid of all the red bumps buy/find/borrow a dress to wear for new years finalize plans for new years hit the gym, a lot… this being sick and xmas eating has wrecked havoc on my belly clean my disgusting bedroom take my computer to mac authority so that the hundreds of gb’s of pictures and music i lost when i installed...
Dec 29th
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I finally went to Immediate Care yesterday, after having avoided going to the doctor for the last week. I loathe the doctor, so I was going to put off going as long as possible. At first I thought my sneezing, coughing, and stuffy nose was just a cold, especially since Ben just got over a cold. But then my stuffy nose got really stuffy, and my snot turned green. My throat hurt a little, kind of...
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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what does it mean when your snot is neon green?
Dec 25th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in...”
– Demetri Martin
Dec 20th
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Thank you, Tracie. →
33 days.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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“I’m a T-shirt guy now. But wifebeaters won’t go out of style, not as...”
– Eminem, in this month’s Esquire
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with...”
– Twain (via fadychamaa)  (via hellovagina)
Dec 17th
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... →
Dec 17th
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Shit-tastic KY Layoffs →
(via thepilgrim-chapter32) Good news, considering I’m looking for a job.
Dec 17th
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The Ultimate Love Song Mash-up  →
(via drival)
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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i am so excited for my kick in the ass spinning class today…i really need it.
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Wanna go to Golden Corral? →
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dieter dies after drinking too much water  →
As someone who drinks a lot of water, this was scary.
Dec 13th
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Playboy sheds its virginity  →
hilariously offensive.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Know His Stuff →
To be honest, those articles in magazines like Cosmo that tell you the “25 steamiest things to do in bed” or whatever, always make me laugh. First, because of the fact that these articles are almost always dripping with cliche (“tell him you queef because his penis is giant and it’ll turn an embarrassing thing into something he can be proud about”). Second, because...
Dec 11th
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WARNING: In true Tracie style...an uncensored...
So I’ve been seeing-ish this dude, for I guess a month or so now. And we finally fucked, sort of. But I’ve got to be honest, I was a little apprehensive about this at first. See, the first time I felt this dude’s dick (it was dark), I was less than impressed, to say the least. It’s really fleshy and not big by any standards (it’s not really small, it’s just you...
Dec 11th
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I just spent the last hour looking up basically all of the bands I like enough to go see in concert, to see if any of them would be playing close by anytime soon. And what I discovered is that Drive By Truckers will be in Knoxville, TN on January 29, and on January 30 Lucero will be in Nashville, TN. This is very exciting to me.
Dec 11th
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this girl obviously needed it →
Dec 11th
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today.
i am really missing someone. and it’s really rather stupid. but with this particular person, every now and then i get this pang of sadness revolving around them. and the feeling lasts for a few hours, and i get sad and mopey, and then it passes. and then a month or so later, i feel it again. and i’m just really tired of missing them.
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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“You are where THC goes to die.”
– Matt, as he passes the bowl away from me.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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BlackBook
acheron: Ryan’s latest article is up http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/my-first-day-as-a-staff-writer-at-blackbook-and-other-weekly-omfgs/5348
Dec 5th
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it's official.
none of my clothes fit anymore. which is terrible when i have no money to buy new, bigger ones (besides the obvious reasons). yuck. i am having an awfully grumpy day. maybe it has something to do with birthdays, and the fact that i no longer get excited for them, but instead see them as another year closer to my death. i don’t even think i want to celebrate tonight!
Dec 5th
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